your ass bitch

those nasty preppy kids... oh jeez i so hate my classmates, they all look dumb listen to fucking stupid music just talk too much, are stupid (don't know what the orthodox church is? wtf you tards!!!)
i mean come on i know the average age is 16 but fuck i did not know that at 16 you could be that dumb!
you and your nasty look, yeah you really don't look cool actually so bitch just stop thinking you're higher than everybody else! i don't like you so don't fucking talk to me alright? got that? that's not that complicated but i guess you don't even know what leave me the fuck alone means.
not like i wanna be fake with you you know i don't give a fuck about your shity face so why are you still standing there whore? everytime i hear your voice i get so annoyed and i wish you could just shut the fuck up. i so hate being in high school.... can't wait to be done with all of you.
what a band of douche bag....when i see your face i want to throw up

i know that was very vulgar of me but what do you want... venting is good

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Happy New Year people!

MEREDITH: "Okay, the man I love, has a wife. And then he chooses her over me. And that wife, takes my dog. Okay, she didn't take the dog, I gave it to her, but I didn't mean to give it to her. I meant to give it to him. But that does not change the fact that she's got my McDreamy. And my McDog. She's got my McLife. And what have I got? You know, I can't remember the last time we kissed. Cause you never think the last time is the last time, you think there'll be more. You think you have forever but you don't. Plus my conditioner decided to stop working, and I think I have brittle bones. I just--I just need something to happen. I need a sign things are gonna change. I need a reason to go on, I need some hope. And in the absence of hope I need to stay in bed and feel like I might die today."
CRISTINA: [pauses for a second, then pulls the sheets off of her] "Whatever. Everybody has problems, now get your ass out of bed and get to work. Now! Move! Move! Move! [opens the bedroom door, to Izzie and George] We're good to go."”

“You should ask yourselves 'What Would Bailey Do'. WWBD. I'm not saying I'm God. I'm saying I'm your god, and my wrath is large and painful.”
-Dr. Miranda Bailey

“Aren't you gonna say anything or ... I'm not gonna break... I'm starting to get a little freaked out, but I'm not gonna break. It's not because I don't care, because I do care what you think about me, I do. Care. I just can't tell you want you wanna hear. Which seems to be a theme in my life right now. Just because you can't say something doesn't mean you don't want to. You can want to very much. You can be with a person and be happy with them and not love them. And you can love somebody and not want to be with them. You don't need to love someone to want them. Now that's frustrating, when what your brain tells you you want and what you actually want don't match up. It's exhausting. And, well, its complicated. But that's life. And life... sucks.”
-Dr. George O'Malley

“We rely on superstitions because we're smart enough to know we don't have all the answers. And that life works in mysterious ways. Don't diss the juju, from wherever it comes.”
-Dr. Meredith Grey

“DEREK: "It'll work out, right? Addison will go back to New York and Meredith will forgive me and it will all go back to normal, right?"
BAILEY: "You so damn stupid."”



GEORGE: "Why is he suturing his own face?"
CRISTINA: "To turn me on."
ALEX: "'Cause he's Mark Sloan, he's like the go to plastic surgeon on the East coast."
GEORGE: "That's the guy Addison was sleeping with!"
IZZIE: "You can't really blame her, can you?"
CRISTINA: "No, not really."
GEORGE: "Yes you can"
MEREDITH: "McSexy wants some x-ray check for fractures and I think it's a bad idea if I take him."
GEORGE: "Why? Why?"
ALEX: "I'm on it."
GEORGE: "Why is it a bad idea?"
CRISTINA: "McSexy?"
MEREDITH: "No?"
IZZIE: "McYummy."
MEREDITH & CRISTINA: "No."
MEREDITH: "McSteamy."
CRISTINA: "Ah, there it is."
IZZIE: "Yep."
GEORGE: "Oh, uhm sorry, I was just chocking back some McVomit..."”


Derek: Yeah, I want sex.
Meredith: There will be no sex.
(Cristina enters)
Cristina: Am I interrupting sex?”


“MEREDITH: "It's not us. It's them. Them and their stupid boy penises. They didn't tell me they had a wife. They gave absolutely no warning that they were going to break up with you."
CRISTINA: "It's not that Burke broke up with me. It's how he broke up with me. Like it was business. Like a business trans...like he's the boss of me."
MEREDITH: "He is the boss of you."
CRISTINA: "And what's worse is that I care."
MEREDITH: "I'm gonna throw up again. No, wait. False alarm."
CRISTINA: "Look, the problem is estrogen."
MEREDITH: "No, the problem is tequila."
CRISTINA: "You know I used to be all business, and then he goes and gets me pregnant."
MEREDITH: "With the stupid boy penis."
CRISTINA: "Now I'm having hormone surges. He ruined me. I'm ruined. He turned me into this...fat, stupid, pregnant girl...who cares. Estrogen!"
MEREDITH: "Penises. [Izzie and George walk in] Penises, Izzie!"
CRISTINA: "Estrogen, George!"
GEORGE: "Okay. What did I miss?"

MEREDITH: "Okay, before you start, there are rules to this friendship thing or whatever."
MARK: "The Dirty Mistresses Club has rules? Gosh, I thought a bunch of dirty mistresses would be a little less uptight about these uh, rules."
MEREDITH: "Number one, no flirting. Second, no talking about Derek and three, no giving me the face."
MARK: "The face?"
MEREDITH: "The McSteamy face. Doesn't work on me. I'm immune."
MARK: "You know, if I'd gone off to the woods, I would've invited you to keep me warm."
MEREDITH: "Breaking rules 1, 2 AND 3!"”

“Can you get me something for that? Can you get me a new vagina?”
-Dr. Miranda Bailey

Christina: Why am I the one who gets hugged?
Alex: Because you are the ovarian sister.
Christina: Ovarian sister? Since when did the possession of ovaries become an insult?”

Christina: What's the matter? Couldn't find his LVAD wire?
Izzie: It was coincidence.”

“George: I Thought it was right but it wasn't.It's not!
Izzie: It's not.
George: I... I've got to tell her! I have to tell her that marriage is over. It's the right thing to do.
[he runs out, then comes back]
George: Did you see how I walked out of here all determined?
Izzie: You made me proud!”

“I am Preston Burke. I am a widely renowned cardiothoracic surgeon. I am--I am Preston Burke. And more than that, I'm a good and kind person. I'm a person who cleans up behind myself. I'm a person who cooks well. And you--you're an unbelievable slob. You're a slovenly, angry intern. I am Preston Burke and you--you're the most competitive, most guarded, most stubborn, most challenging person I have ever met and I love you. What the hell is the matter with you that you won't just let me?”
-Dr. Preston Burke

“ALEX: What did he say, did you hear that?
CRISTINA: Did he call him a crack whore?
ALEX: He didn't call him a crack whore
CRISTINA: Oh shut up I'm trying to read lips! Shepherd's gesturing, big gesturing!
GEORGE: What do you got?
ALEX: Shepherd and Sloan battling it out”

BURKE: "Who the hell is Dr. McDreamy?"
BAILEY: [takes a long stare at Derek] "Me, I'm Dr. McDreamy. I'm tall, I'm handsome, I like to lean against things, ponder the difficulties of datin' beautiful women... I'm trying to be a surgeon here!"”

“GEORGE: "I don't think you understand. Me - gonads! You- ovaries!"
IZZIE: "Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons."
GEORGE: "You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!"
IZZIE: "Will you add it to your list, please?"
GEORGE: "What?"
IZZIE: "Tampons!"
MEREDITH: "To the list. It's your turn."
GEORGE: "I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want to see you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't wanna see you in your underwear!"
IZZIE: "It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal."”

Derek: Band uniform huh?
Bailey: Do I look like I need to be mocked right now?
Derek: In High school...I too, wore a band uniform (Bailey looks at him shocked)...Sax
Bailey: Oboe”

“BAILEY: "She saved my baby."
DEREK: "I saved your husband."
BAILEY: "She saved my baby."
DEREK: "Baby trumps husband?"
BAILEY: "Yeah."
DEREK: "Baby trumps husband?!?!?!?!"”

“Cristina: Slutty mistress.
Meredith: [jogging around Cristina] Pregnant whore.
Cristina: Sleeping with our bosses was a great idea!”